Thursday, May 6, 2010

Poem: The Little Girl who Mistook Herself for Dennis Hopper

by Lindsay Meagher-Swanson
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There once was a girl who is otherwise proper
who can up and replace herself with Dennis Hopper.

Though peacefully friends with both puppies and snakes
this brave little spitfire has what it takes.

The apple of eye of her most-violent dad,
she goes all "Hulk crazy" whenever she's mad.

When in argument and she's ordered to yield,
she might put a TV right through your windshield!

Never mind all the expletives! Boy, how absurd.
"Go stuff your grandmother like Thanksgiving bird."

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